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“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

Pretty much.

Revenge of the Nerds.

I think everybody’s not considering the people running these ships.

Why would Captain Kirk fire on a random freighter as though he were running a Star Destroyer? Why would Captain Solo take on a massive non-Imperial ship as though he were a pirate?

No, they’d probably encounter one another, talk on the comms, and dock to get to know each other and possibly trade supplies.

Han would probably disappear into the engine room with Scotty to compare warp to hyper and argue over who has the best ship.

Chewbacca would take advantage of the universal translator and talk to everybody.

So would Artoo.

Spock would find himself having a conversation with Threepio.

Kirk would probably charm Leia into bed, and Luke would fall head over heels for Uhura.

Then they’d go their own way, all peaceful and friendly.

Kirk would not charm Leia into bed. Kirk would ask her on a date, she’d say no, he’d accept that, and she’d be so startled that she’d join Starfleet.

She was a general, after all. Why not go for admiral, too?

(I mean, whether or not she did or did not eventually decide to take Kirk up on his offer is up for debate. But Kirk would absolutely not charm his way into her pants. He’d ask politely.)

Kirk and Leia would get along so well. I mean, he’s the youngest Captain in the Fleet, she (I believe) the youngest General in the Rebellion? You can bet they would sit down and start talking tactics and shit, and compare notes and Kirk would be FASCINATED by the Death Star plans but also totally horrified and you can bet he’d offer all the help he is authorized to give and more because James Tiberius Kirk does not play nice with evil space dictators like the Emperor, fancy voodoo space powers or not. No dating or charming needed.

Spock would be asking Luke all sorts of questions about the Force, trying to figure out how it works and stuff, because it it Illogical, you can’t just lift things with your mind, says the Vulcan, there has to be an explanation. Luke just kind of shrugs helplessly because he really doesn’t know?? He didn’t get much training before Ben died, and would honestly love to know anything Spock can figure out, he’s really just been flying by the seat of his pants here.

Uhura would immediately make friends with C3PO because LANGUAGES! Chewbaca too. She would want to learn Everything. C3PO is very happy to actually have someone listening to him when he talks.

Bone and Artoo, surprisingly, hit it off like nobody’s business, and spend they entire time complaining/insulting their respective crews (in the most loving way possible). Artoo also manages to get someone to give Bones a bacta sample, which he is fascinated by, and determined to replicate.

Scotty and Han do indeed disappear to talk ships, engines, and alcohol. Scotty lends a hand patching up the Falcon, because despite being a classy lady, she is in need of a bit of a tune up, and Scotty is more than happy to help.

At some point Sulu and Luke have a sparring match. It takes Luke a bit to get used to the weight of an actual metal blade, but he manages, though Sulu still kicks his ass, and then proceeds to teach Luke some fencing stances and moves.

But, no, wait, Obi-Wan Kenobi simply HAS to meet Jean-Luc Picard! Can you imagine? Obi-Wan and Captain Picard sitting down over a lovely tea set discussing the finer points of each other’s culture and history? Obi-Wan explain to a finally, FINALLY, appreciative audience about the intricacies of the Jedi Order and the Code? Captain Picard would be fascinated by the Force and the philosophy and all of that carefully chronicled history just waiting to be explored and examined and ARCHAEOLOGY! Those two would dork out FOR DAYS I TELL YOU! DAYS! 

Picard tells Obi-Wan all about Star Fleet and their mission and the prime directive and how you can have all the awesome peace-keeping, negotiating, war-is-bad-and-yay-science! of being a Jedi with none of that Attachments-bad-mkay nonsense! Obi-Wan would so be down for that. He would join up and they would just hand over a ship to him like “Go forth and bring peace in our Time!” and they would be unstoppable tea-drinking badasses who meet up for shakespeare and lightsaber lessons in the holodeck and PICARD WOULD BE AMAZING AT LIGHTSABERS! I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE FORCE. THAT MAN WOULD BE AMAZING.

Also, could you imagine Anakin meeting Data and wondering how he works? Data would show Anakin the schematics of his positronic brain and our little droid mechanic would just lose his mind, like actually lose his mind. “You’re a droid but a person but a droid but how?” and then it turns into a “I MUST FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE ONE AND GIVE IT TO PADME BECAUSE HOW IS THIS NOT THE COOLEST THING EVER?? MASTER THIS GUY IS A DROID BUT ALSO HUMAN AND HE SINGS!”  Anakin makes friends with Geordie and learns the science of teleportation and katie bar the doors because teleporting?! Can you imagine how amazing that would be fighting the Separatists?

Meanwhile Worf has adopted Ahsoka as his tiny, feral space daughter and routinely challenges her to sparring in the holodeck because she is tiny and fierce and she would make any Klingon parent proud! And Ahsoka is just so happy to see her space dads happy and this place is nice and no one is shooting her and they’re treating her with the respect she deserves because Worf knows a warrior when he sees one and Ahsoka is nothing if not a tiny, ferocious warrior. Ahsoka would also love Spot because who doesn’t love Spot?

Rex and Riker are happily kicking back with Cody in Ten Forward shooting the breeze and jointly kvetching about their bosses and how they would die for them really but like could they just chill out for a second. Like must everything be so dramatic and epic? Have none of them ever heard of xanax?

And Counselor Troy and Padme can spend their time exchanging tips on how to have awesome hair, even better clothes and all the reasons why the men should just let the women run things because UGH, Anakin! and Q! NO! Clearly women should be in charge and democracy is awesome!

Like… it would be amazing. And who doesn’t want to see Ewan McGregor and Patrick Stewart share the screen? 

@deadcatwithaflamethrower @obaewankenope @lilyrose225writes

Please tell me you’ve seen this.

I have now and I am SO PLEASED.

Did I just look at a Star Trek/Star Wars crossover? THAT’S FRIGGIN AWESOME! Is it weird that I would want to see that?

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