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JOIN ME IN THE HORROR THAT IS THIS HOUSE LISTING

Was someone murdered in the kitchen?

“Unique one of a kind finishing completed by a professional!”

Unique is one way to put it. Cursed is probably more accurate.

WHAT EVEN IS THIS??

I can’t even see some of these rooms. I literally can’t see them.

if anyone’s scouting for locations for a new horror film, i found you a place

What has me screaming is the leasing history, someone actually tried to sell this place for $1.4 million dollars.

this looks like the set to some film set in the moulin rouge era

Burn it to the fucking ground.

“Completed by a professional” a professional what???

i’m scared

nigga i wouldn’t eem live here for FREE

Tbh it looks like they painted shiny copper paint all over the place?? in no particular pattern??

@duskenpath

How the fuck did anyone live here!!!!

CURSED IMAGE CURSED IMAGE

Want to incorporate magical defense into your home decor in a unique and subtle way? Buy 1,000 of those tiny bottles of copper puff paint meant for shirts and draw warding sigils directly onto the wood finish. Then do it everywhere. Paint everything. Let nothing stop you, not even the armies of God. Anyone who looks upon the interior of home won’t even notice the sigils because they’ll be weeping in despair. Then just go ahead and wrap your stair railings in fabric because you are the king of your own self-fashioned Hell now and no one can tell you no because they’re too afraid of your house to even step inside. You are now safe!

HOLY FUCK this is worse than I ever thought.

In case no one has added pictures yet for when this listing gets taken down (because, ohmygod, does this need to live forever) here are a few of my favorites:

“SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY PLEASE! This is a fascinating home. “

@belfura

I kind of want someone to buy it and rent it as an air b&b because can you imagine staying there for a night

this is a trip

(via laurelinthegold)