what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes
Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part I)
The St Louis County Council wasn’t as bad as Ferguson’s Council, but still very few answers and virtually no accountability from the folks who unleashed unholy hell on the residents of Ferguson, following Brown’s murder. #staywoke #farfromover
KEEP POSTING I NEED TO KNOW! DONT STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS. IT IS NOT OVER!
Large Strongfriend will always be there for you. He is large, he is strong and he is your friend. Just say his name three times and he will be by your side instantly. Hold on tight
i might actually use the first one because yes now all i need is money
How many times can you wear it between washes?
Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.
but will we ever figure out how many times we can wear a bra between washes?
until it starts trying to walk by itself
Sometimes I think people forget that Fall Out Boy got their name from the Simpsons and that picture that says “Fallout Boy auditions here, well not here…inside….” is about this dude
Not the band.
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)